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2nd September 2014

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the1directiondirection said: Hey I'm in nursing school and am looking for gay/lesbian nurses to answer a little questionnaire. Would you be willing to fill it out?

Sure :)

1st September 2014

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sniktbub:

every goddamn it from iasip

i think the fact that im uploading this at 2 in the morning says it all

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

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1st September 2014

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Im just gonna wear toques and sunnies and pretend to smile until i can get a date… K?

Im just gonna wear toques and sunnies and pretend to smile until i can get a date… K?

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29th August 2014

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I’m tired and I need a haircut so i dont look like im in Flock Of Seagulls…

I’m tired and I need a haircut so i dont look like im in Flock Of Seagulls…

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24th August 2014

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New FC Edmonton gear!

New FC Edmonton gear!

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24th August 2014

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faggot-paradise said: This is going to sound sOOO creepy and weird and maybe I have the wrong person but did you see Iggy azalea in Edmonton?? bc I'm like 99% sure I saw you there.

Haha yes i was :)

23rd August 2014

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New leather jacket from Danier as a late bday present from my parents! Yusss!

New leather jacket from Danier as a late bday present from my parents! Yusss!

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